FUCKYEAHMENSWEAR

Got this shit fucking pre-order.
Haven’t even opened the book.
I fucking been had the scans.
In photo class at my liberal arts college.
Name dropped T. Hayashidy.
Prof had no fucking clue.
So not Ivy.

Call me Patina Peter Pan.

NYU Class of '13.
I’m a goddamn trend transformer.
Tumblr’s own Optimus Prime.
Decepticons mad salty when they see me up on The Sart.
Get 'em some Dr. Scholl’s for their beefrolls.

This is funny.