12/12/08

Tonight at Space 1026 Auction:



2,800 sq. ft. warehouse
One year lease
$5.00 opening bid

link: Space 1026 Art Auction

5 comments:

  1. Ladies and gentlemen, our next lot is number seven-fifty-one. How much am I bid for number seven-fifty-one? Seven-five-one. Nothing? No bids for item seven-fifty-one?

    BART
    A buck!

    AUCTIONEER
    I got a buck, I got a dollar here, one dollar there... (continues talking very quickly in typical auctioneer-style) Sold, for a buck.

    -julian

    (long time reference library fan, first time commenter)

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  2. sadly, I could probably find three dozen properties like that here where the owner would be happy to sell the whole thing to you for $5.

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  3. Bring your architect!

    And your extension cord, which you can plug into the lamp post down the street.

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